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Me:

Cloudflare pages basically never work for me — probably because I block cloudflare for being shady. :)

So you were not trying to DDOS attack their website from your browser?

Google: a load time of 0.001 extra seconds sends away 99% of your search traffic and kills a random puppy somewhere in the world.

Cloudflare: *slams down cup of rum, slurring words* y.yoknow what'd.. what would be gOOD? Letzsz put a fuckin TIMER on the.e webPage.

@AlgoRythm you do realize this is the website's decision to use this feature, right?

@datablitz7 Yes of course, as long as you realize it was Cloudflare's decision to offer it!