If the machines do rise up and take over the world, I just hope my devices remember how good i was to them.

I am pretty sure my computer loves me because we watch porn together. Sometimes 1-4 times a day.

He's happy, I am happy.

I rub and pet my devices every day when we meet and before we part ways.
Sometimes I maintain their software and sometimes I clean their hardware.
I supply an alternating electricity current each time they need.
I love you my devices, happy belated Valentine's.

I clean my Mac and my iPhone very often. I can't stand dust or oils on the screen, keyboard, or trackpad.

They better put in a good word for me.

Do you think mice will also come to life? I've smashed way too many in the wall after getting angry

Dammit, my laptop's not gonna forgive me 😨

When the machines take over I imagine my self as Sid form toy story seeing all of the monstrosities he created coming to get him...

You took them to the loo with you... They're traumatized I'm telling ya!

What about the raspberry pi that you exiled on your drawer