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aranter533y@domfoo thank you
I meant to reply on the first comment by saying this ,but thank you though
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At least, you can make money with that coping mechanism, which is something.
Welcome, and btw., "devrant" is the tag for stuff about devrant.com itself. It's not "developer rant" because there are only devs here, which makes every rant a developer rant. -
@aranter hey help me out of this situation and I’ll be your therapist and buddy and help you make money lol
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@aranter Always remember, if you were not a dev, you might have to do real work for much less pay - like supermarket cashier, construction site worker, or nurse.
That's the best about being a dev: being paid for sitting there, drinking coffee, hacking some shit into a computer, and preventively complaining about stress so that stress doesn't arise in the first place. OK, the last part takes experience. -
@MadMadMadMrMim I'd think of @NickyBones and @NoMad, probably also @RememberMe who has done just about everything.
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Try to accept life as it is. It is a struggle but there is plenty to be grateful for. Many people are unable to see it this way.
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@MadMadMadMrMim I try to learn the basics before I move on to the difficult stuff. It's taken me 8 years to learn the basics and I'm still not ready to move on. I'd like to introduce myself because this community seems to respect real life accolades. Finger musashi@telehack.com I haven't been on for a while but I've received most of what I was looking for while on there.
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@Fast-Nop I'm musashi@telehack.com and I still had to move 1/2 a ton of steel by hand yesterday and nobody paid me for it. Someone gave me a free drink though.
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They tell you not to believe everything you hear. To not believe everything you hear is like putting yourself in a steel box, and then trying to think outside the box.
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@tfhkYLKY5zhubJ2 they mean don’t believe EVERYTHING
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@tfhkYLKY5zhubJ2 me I got interrupted when they recycled time and I spent apparently a lot more time getting laid and adventuring through the years 2021 onwards and before that got laid more too and had to keep going back to earlier so my education got broken up via hiatus that didn’t seem to happen and required me to be reexposed to things to jump back in
It’s really fray what messed up people did to our country that we’re talking about this again -
@MadMadMadMrMim @tfhkYLKY5zhubJ2 oh and I have apparently drank a lot of chai tea in my life on top of screwing over 400 women
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@tfhkYLKY5zhubJ2 maybe I’m looking at this wrong maybe I should make it so I’m forced to see more people die etc and I’d get to screw a lot more women lol
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You know I really like Bring Me the Horizon. But I don't agree with the philosophy presented in some of their music. I mean it's just music they are expressing themselves, that's great. But take lyric from the song Diamonds Aren't Forever. "I can promise you one thing, you will die alone
We're all going to Hell, we may as well go out in style." I'll tell you what I think of this. Just because we die "alone" doesn't mean we should act alone while we are alive. -
@aranter hello and welcome! First of all don't let the tagging Inquisition horde get to you. Second, not sure what to say other then "that sucks". Wish you going to have a lovely day after you read this and a breakfast of champions. Treat yourself.
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Ok so this is a programming forum so lets talk programming. Jump 2xa 46. Push z73. <br></p> Skip five >ilw
> is good code. It works on all my compilers. -
So like
Most of the sites have been hollowed out to be shells so no one really interacts anymore and we’re stuck back in 1995
So ummm what does this site order ? -
Then an angel dropped a nuke on it and it looked like this
Spt=>VB<%)gL>^{U+MD]_7'UMfKTqt3%NMQ?@rK(q}@EC%Fwa_'f?vsQL'2NQ?SbP:xD_}&.ccB}6J78N~3bz\ctE^dd[/\B)r#LsnHQ(6L2nH/u[_9HeJ<u
But made my computer crash for some reason. -
@aranter https://ufile.io/gxtz018u For you. I'm too stupid to figure out how to make a website and don't care to help anyone because they are so condescending.
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You let em win one game of Halo and they walk around acting like they're Jeremy Stress
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@MadMadMadMrMim I get it. Yeah. There is still progress to be made in programming I think. AI for sure. I'm just not advanced enough for that.
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@Ranchonyx "You see I'm weird it don't matter to me. Not being like you is what I happen to be. And when I rap on the beat I'm blazin shit because Webby gets weird Al Yankovich. I walk around in boxers half a day, I am a bum who would care what I have to say? I got cartoons tatted all over my whole body. Am I a weirdo? yea probably." - C.W. https://youtube.com/watch/...
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Better than someone who sleeps on how they plan to kill people and then can never follow through on any of their plans.
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MJ doog feet moof copp zip sue tee fine western ole packet tip formula candle trapper tz open wasp curl.
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@aranter As you can see, there are also some total nuts here. On the upside, it also proves that you have still some room to the bottom. ^^
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You would never believe it! John wasn't lying. No way. John Not Lying. No Way. No Way. No Way.
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Its a libbityt lip lip licker. copy traste cover up jumping jacks tied feet sore with happy trees like paint guy zoom.
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The mirror is still on the wall with my name on it in very small letters so I know that I do not exist.
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If we didn't tie him up with zip ties and throw the stuff in a baggy that guy on youtube will still be wearing a green shirt.
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And then I had ointment in my eyes. Because I was hired by a man who you know.... Yeah. You know. Oh no. No. Not again... No . no no.. no.. no. . notvagain
not again .n ota againe.. -
It starts like that. and it goes there with it in midn the freckles are tasty today and forever we shall carve into stone the freshest of flowers that can be blown with a hair dryer if you really wanted to. But gem for the stest is ce affer cheese
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I'm trying I'm rreally dfsdlkjsdrtrayyingg and isstt still working a froro a;af roded awerf a;lakwjl jfl testing ehels eoehe, jdmek
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If you ketchup the place is in then kraft macaroni and cheese better and make sure it happens again. Duh.
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Its another night in America. Everybody is sitting on their something. and I'm in a boat. Connected to my neighbors wifi. I think he is a Russian spy. Because he sips on vodka regularly and talks in a monotone voice because he is bored with regular people.
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Wisdom crackers are like watermelon. When you throw them over a mountain. I'll be on the other side to perform an amazing one handed catch on camera for everyone to sea.
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I put my stack of CDs over there. If ou do see where i'm boe fingd see the flesh my olord and fiiif sdtand right tedcev bfednd ytufpe 555 yes that is time for 5 o clock some here nad glue me shut till i perfume zinga poker agian for epi pens.
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Dont try to find me, you cyborgs put your shades on. The lasers are cutting through everything.
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Ok now THAT sounds random and crazy not vague and alluding to something other people know
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If I wasn't terrified I would have nothing to rant about. I try to present myself in a less than terrifying manner.
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Somebody glue my fingers together and tape my mouth shut. Everything I type and say makes me an awful person.
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@IntrusionCM "*free hugs* and free cookies.". Yea I've been to a few concerts myself. I'm a one man mosh pit. 100 yards behind the crowd on an ipod with no sound.
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The only thing I own a patent for is something that tracks the soil content of the atmosphere. I make sure it stays within the range prescribed by a book I didn't write. It is a struggle. But I maintain the bumpers in the fast lane.
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The guy who bought it from me gave it to a homeless man who took off with a cheeseburger and fries.
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@tfhkYLKY5zhubJ2 I think that more than one fuse in your brain is completely blown...
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There are no fuses in my brain. Stop lying all the time about everything and maybe I wouldn't act like a crazy person all the time.
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The truth will set you free. Everyone stands five feet from me and lies to my face and talks shit to my face. Why would I like anyone like that?
solving code issues because i cannot solve my fucking life issues
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