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NODE
9y

Most horrible part of my life:

Boss: Hey J make an android app where people can access my website.

J: Why not just use the browser on your phone?

Boss: Because I said so.

J: Ok, you want me to make an android app for your website whilst editing photos and videos for you? Can't you get someone else to do it?

Boss: Just get it done.

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  • 7
    9y
    What about web view? Not too much effort
  • 6
    9y
    Ask him why the he is in this industry, but before he answers say 'ah, just fuck off'.
  • 7
    9y
    Search in stackoverflow
    how to open url by intent in android studio

    Thats it
  • 7
    9y
    @node make a simple web view app, but don't make it straight to the website, make it to lmgtfy.com with his website as the search.
  • 1
    9y
    Dude, don't argue with your boss. Just make an app with webview on it then give it to him after 1 hour maybe then you'll get the praise. Have a nice day
  • 6
    9y
    DON'T SHOW IT IN ONE HOUR!! That is invitation to more work.
  • 2
    9y
    @mcraz agreed show it to him next week. Or some time in April.
  • 3
    9y
    WebView = ez site app. Those non-techs won't even know what's happening under the hood.
  • 0
    9y
    My fuck you solution would have been an activity with a fill parent WebView. =D Also time estimate would have been a week..
  • 2
    9y
    You can make with app inventor too!
    Put button and assign onclick with webview with the site url. Search in google for more info.
    Good luck
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