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I was waiting for a carefully carried out formula but Beers To Cool Down is cool too.
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Root825084yHa, I love it.
(Though I would prefer shots.)
My current manager (second best I’ve worked for) is probably a 0-1 most days, though recently I’d increase that to a 3.
Best manager ever? 0. I would buy him shots instead (if he drank) because he was so cool and awesome.
My manager when I worked in Hell, though? I could drink an entire bottle of rum and still be furious at him. That’s what, a score of at least 20? In fact, I would still pay some seriously good money to watch him get tortured while I continued trying to score him. -
What if beers don't do the trick and once requires blunts or bowls?
Is that a separate rating or just an order of magnitude? -
I tend to use “number of additional blows of the baseball bat after confirmed dead”. Same idea. Just notched up a tad.
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Up to approx 27 now (over several days), got really drunk yesterday so this morning I did not think about my manager, I had other problems... But I feel calmer about the situation so total count of that incident is estimated to 27, I lost count during the evening.
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Writing about it brought my blood to boil again, being hungover and angry was no fun so it's 28 now.
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29.
Probably need to get myself into a place with another manager or a new liver
I'm coining a new scale on how to rate a manager:
The BTCD rating.
My currently one was at 4, now I'm still counting...
It stands for: Beers To Cool Down (after a meeting).
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