Fuck Oracle for their scummy practices.

I'll pass, I may catch something.

Please provide feedback on why you failed to appreciate how amazing Oracle™ Software is

1) Oracle Database™ decided it was too good for your program, and so refused to be provisioned

2) Java™ (Runs on 3 Billion devices) failed to compile because you as the programmer didn't appreciate it's greatness enough

3) Other (Please remember to grovel sufficiently to Larry Ellison)

@10Dev
For me, it's 1) the db didn't like my program and the session disappears.

I have other stuff running more time, but never had problems with losing session. It's always the small programs

Oracle: One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison.

@Fast-Nop this is a good one hahaha

Fuck Apple and their scummy practices.