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@dUcKtYpEd
Your ideas are good... Thx for the support.
The trouble in this case is more a neglection of maintenance (see previous rants).
It's a multithreaded Java play monolith that wants to be a microservice, utilising Akka and an ORM...
Outdated of course. Frankenstein outdated, as SBT allows incompatible dependency versions to be installed...
You could spend hours trying to uncork this, but it's a waste of time.
They _must_ upgrade their architecture and especially start getting it in a maintenable state which isn't a complete Frankenstein of incompatibilities.
*sigh*
And that's why they try to play "I'm a developer, I'm deaf, it works it's fine".
The migration will be really stressful, especially since they have to deal with me and they realized that I'm not a cuddly teddy bear.
But it's unavoidable.
So the problem will resolve, but - and that makes me even more angry - with their current state of mind they create even more work and suffering for everyone
I'm amazed how some people either think I'm fucking jesus or a god or both.
App XY not working.
Yeah. We're talking about how App XY and it's exhaustion of the connection pool since a year....
It's not working, what can we do?
Well. I don't know. Tried restarting?
Not working.
Well... Nothing I can do, you're responsible for developing the app and we've talked many times how complex the problem is.
It's not working, can u do something?
<Me just fed up increasing the connection count>
Well. I've increased the connections.
This will not work. It's a band aid. The app needs really a complete migration.
Ok. But it works.
No it doesn't work.. For fucks sake... It still exhausts the connections for unknown reasons, this is a band aid.
But it works....
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This conversations was over then....
Well. Have fun.
I reverted the change I did.
May this crappy piece of shit die a thousand deaths, I:m now working on something else.
Goodbye mother fucking bitches, habe fun with the nightmare you created.
I'll cry over the other fucking nightmares I at least can solve, cause what you created in this App is beyond irresponsible and dumb.
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