CEO once thought it would be hilarious to give everyone Christmas bonuses in the form of little brown paper bags filled with fifteen hundred $1 bills.

Was a little awkward trying to deposit. 👯‍♂️

I can't imagine what the bank must of thought with you skipping in with a brown paper bag.

I swear when it was handed to me i would say "Sweet, thanks. You saved me a trip to the bank on the way to the strip club" make it sound believable and watch their face, don't tell them shit about it being a joke and watch them be awkward around you after

Was there a dollor sing on the bag ;)