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Go get some Mexican food. Pay little for it. Get beans. Introduce some biological warmongering. They'll regret making you come to the office.
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POV: You're in a weekly one-on-one. "There's no place for politics in the workplace" your manager reminds you, annoyed and semi-threatening. You agree and he returns to his desk, promptly posting his third "Trump impeached for a second time" article in #announcements.
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@junon my farts don’t need mexican food to kill the grass. I could fart jelly beans and still set off the smoke alarm
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I don’t even vote bc I highly doubt politicians would give a damn about me unless they make money off of giving a damn
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Root825284y@rooter OH GOD NOT THAT MUSIC
I have little children. I hear that almost all day every day. ๐ญ -
@rooter I know it won’t know I’m eating from a pig lol just that I might feel bad about eating a creature like him...or not. Lol
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@junon no not at all. To qualify as a monster, you’d have to torture living things and ensure their deaths are as slow and painful as possible while getting pleasure from their suffering. I doubt you meet that criteria. Anyway, I’m just not sure how I’d react to ham when owning a pig as a pet. But hey I’ll admit, it’s very likely I’ll continue eating it as the pig doesn’t know any better so to say, and I grew up eating pork
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Today, I wanted to start work early because I had planned out what I wanted to work on next and how to approach it. I felt motivated. I’d jump out of bed, get ready, and start early. No breakfast but maybe some coffee.
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When I finally got to work, the first thing I saw: political warmongering bullshit.
Guess I’m not getting much done today.
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