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You know you’re fucking lonely when you’re half way through your holidays (which you HAD to take) and you’re happy to get a text that you’re needed tomorrow.
At least some calls and human interaction.
Just have to make sure to get the wine and whiskey out of my system by then 😅

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  • 2
    Loool i felt this one
  • 5
    Sounds like you need a plant. I talk to my plant all the time.
  • 3
    I want a talking plant đŸ˜ĸ
  • 1
    @vomitmachine I planted so much shit during the pandemic but everything just dies away. I think the only sunny spot on the window is too cold for them.

    Only things surviving are my chilli plant and garlic.
    Even my snake plants are dying 😅
  • 1
    @just8littleBit maybe a peace lily, those fuckers don't die and you don't need to keep them in direct light. You could get a little light and keep it above the plants as well to move them away from the window to avoid the draft.
  • 1
    @vomitmachine didn’t find any seeds tho:( I wanna grow everything from seeds, it gives me a sense of accomplishment and responsibility when they spread xD
  • 1
    @just8littleBit whatever floats your goat dude.
  • 1
    My goat can’t float ☚ī¸
  • 1
    @d-fanelli build a boat for your goat so it can float
  • 0
    Not me. I'm happy being full-on alone. Fuck anyone bothering that.
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