getting onto the elevator just behind someone,

like 3 seconds behind him,

he presses his floor and doesn't press the hold doors option, doors close on me , coffee goes all over the place

Fuck that Ballbag, hope he eats sumthing dodgy and he shits himself!!

Run up the stairs, when he opens the doors call him a 'fucking twat" and throw the rest of your coffee on him. You will feel much better, temporarily.

@helloworld I like your stlye, if i didnt see my company's badge on him he'd a got a stern "Im gona kick u in the tits" look

You run and hit closing doors and somehow he is the idiot? Maybe don't run with hot beverages? Maybe just call the elevator using the button instead of ramming the door?

Any questions?

@eldamir
It would be a horrible long effort to describe the situation in full, but believe me, you would agree with me, Plus its DevRant not Dev-lets-discuss-who's-really-to-blame-here,

Have a coke and a smile and ...............

@Lenyct ha! Alright, cheers

Reminds me of the time when i had recently changed jobs and was new to the building.

I had been trying to hold the the lift for this guy who was jogging the last couple of meters to the lift.

I had already hit my floor button just before I noticed him hurrying towards me with the whole eyebrows raised in a "hey can you hold the doors open for me" sort of expression
So i smiled and nodded before reaching to hit the open door button....

but I got a bit muddled up since I wasn't familiar with the lift control layout yet and hit the close door button instead.

The doors slid close just 1 second too late and left him behind all while i was standing there with my smile frozen on my face.

He must have thought I had been trolling him.
Thankfully he had a visitor badge on, never saw him again 🙈