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FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING CUSTOMIZABLE, HALF-MODULAR, MULTILINGUAL, DYNAMICALLY-AUTOUPDATING PAINTBRUSH / CARPENTER / SANDWICH CUTTER / ALARM CLOCK DECEPTICON WITH OPTIONAL SCREWDRIVER ATTACHMENT!

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SIMPLE FUCKING SCREWDRIVER!

FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING EXISTENCE YOU USELESS FUCK!

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  • 13
    An IoT screwdriver now?

    A normal screwdriver wasn't good enough for you?

    Seriously though, there's a backstory here that is itching to be told.
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    The final insult with be the fortunate son who will take credit for your efforts.
  • 5
    I mean... it's not the clients fault the screwdriver doesn't paint and the dog is hungry, now is it?!
  • 7
    Yeah you're right, if it doesn't have adaptive triggers it's literally unusable.

    Can you at least demo the user management panel and the broccoli?

    What do you mean, "broccoli" doesn't even make sense as a feature? The client told you they want a greener brand!

    Go fax the client to apologize for the delays, right now!
  • 5
    I felt this.... On a level that one should not be able to relate to a stranger
    ... 🦄
  • 1
    @C0D4 I can’t help it but IoT screwdriver reminds me of Alice’s IoT toaster idea.
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