Client: drops a few devs in the standup
Everyone: wtf who are these people what what are they going to do?
Client: could you (me) help them get up and running and answer any questions they have.

New dev: where is the host file located?

Me (in my head): wait what you dont know? Wtf you have 'senior' dev in your fucking email signature. Go and fucking google

Me: c:/system32/drivers/etc/hosts.

Fuck my life right now.