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When you are given a task or bugs to fix and your boss will tell you everytime that, "this is so easy this will be done in just 3 seconds".

WTF! Then don't hire devs and do it yourself! And start fixing all the damn bugs in just 3 seconds yourself! There are 28800 seconds in whole fucking 8 hours, I guess if we divided it by 3 you can finish a task or fix a bug at approximately 9600! (Applause) Now we are silently calling him "The 3 seconds man'.

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  • 1
    These are all techniques man. They suck your blood
  • 2
    10/10 rant
  • 2
    +1, hate managers who give you a task and tell you how easy it is and how you should be able to finish it in no time, especially when they don't really know what they're talking about.
  • 1
    Those kind of boss are ridiculous. They know nothing but sales and profits. They are the type of person that exploits or squeeze every bits of you to be satisfied of what they have just paid. If he wants it to be done in 3 seconds then he will be expecting a spaghetti from all of us! Darn! I hate spaghetti! But you leave us no choice with your 3 seconds rules.. hahahaha..
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