So since JARVIS (Just a Rather Very Intelligent System) is out.

Only ALFRED is left.

*popular AI child names*

Don't forget HAL.

And K.I.T.T., MCP, Viki, and many more...

I will create one called JAMAL just so I can scream
"JAMAAAAALLL!!! Turn on the lights you souless creature!!"
"JAMAAAAALLLL!!! Order my food you motherless non-human."

Then the racist old couple upstairs will finally like me and I don't have to actually be racist.

In that case, I'll probably put my boss's name.

Atleast at home, I'll get to be the boss

And it's voiced by Morgan Freeman.
This is the first time in my life anything from facebook seems appealing, and I am really torn on the whole thing.
On one hand: Privacy, freedom, etc.
On the other: Morgan your-house Freeman!