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Root825084ySo far, my favorite HP novel is: Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash. 👌🏻
Here’s how it starts:
Chapter 13: The Handsome One
The magically intensified wind blew against the Hogwarts castle grounds while the black sky rained blood. Meanwhile, in Hagrid's hut, all that was audible was his furniture. Harry Potter thought magic was 'very good'. Rain fell like 'leathery sheets' on top of Harry's ghost as he walked the grounds. Harry came across Ron doing a frenzied tap dance, but once he saw Harry, he started eating Hermione's family. Ron's shirt of himself was just as bad as he was and he looked like a 'loud, slow, and soft bird' to Harry. He did not like to think about birds. Ron spotted Death Eaters on the castle roof and was going to be 'spiders', but he was not proud of it, knowing that he'll be covered in them anyway.
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Definitely worth a read.
When is prime videos going to fix it's search engine....
Not a single one of the 22 results found for "Harry Potter 5th part" was even close to Harry Potter :)
rant
shit search
prime videos