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T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM
This is how PHP refers to :: internally, it's the only fucking token with such a weird name, what is this fucking language?
Who is writing this shit? OOP but it's completely optional? Where is the goddamn sheriff? I'm done, off to Ruby, Python, Go or anything that's not fucking PHP. Sick of this shit. Fuck this language.
How can such a massive language be so poorly designed!?
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