Recruiter: "Do you have at least 5 years of experience with Angular?"
Me: "No, barely half a year"
Recruiter: "Then why did you get in touch with me?"
Me: "You were the one calling me [you moron]"

"Yes. I also have 90kg of react, and 11 stone of vuejs."

@SortOfTested "90 kg of react", law sats recreationak use is up to 40 kg. you're more than twice the legal limit. dont go starting a lab to cook more of that shit. remember the sad parable of "the one who knocks."!

I can totally relate to this. There was a time a headhunter contacted me for another job. I agreed to come to the interview because it looked like a good opportunity. The first question from my interviewer: why do you want to leave your current position? No, fuck you, I don't want to leave my current job, your headhunter contactef me first. The fact that I agreed to do the interview doesn't mean I hate my current job and want to quit, I simply may want a better salary or opportunity, you fucking retard.

Yeah, that's recruiters for you. Next thing you know they're then crying that their business has such an undeserved bad reputation...

Good ones do exist, but they're few and far between.

@Xamenyap what did you actually say. This sounds like a good story. Please keep going

@iSwimInTheC I was very fresh at that point, and always had a difficult time saying no or disappointing other people, so I just said some random stuff on my mind :(