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Wow, after 4 years of working with PHP, and now working with NodeJS and ASP Core, I gotta admit that PHP is pure shit.
It's really awesome to see the documentation provided for NodeJs and ASPCore.
75% of PHP documentation isunreadable crap. Every fucking variable starts with a fucking dollar sign, wtf! How unpleasant is to read that. And holy mother of god, why concatenate with a dot ? We all know "+" means "add, aggregate, etc". PHP is unreadable as fuck. Fuck laravel, fuck Yii, fuck Composer.

Seriously guy, move to NodeJs or AspCore. Both of them are pretty good.

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  • 2
    ...Php started from the bottom...poor CGI tool😢
  • 1
    And mysql_xxx functions are still out there on a fuckin out date tutorial
  • 0
    Where should I start learn nodejs?
  • 4
    Dude, I feel you ^^ But, we can actually do good shit done in PHP 7, right ?
  • 0
    @LicensedCrime I don't use any mainstream frameworks, but my personal framework is pretty much the same orientation than Laravel, keeping the framework learning and usage simple :-)
  • 0
    @Kripx if you know well vanilla JS, then the documentation of nodejs will be enough :-)
  • 3
    Check Laravel and PHP7 bro. PHP was out and made ton of money back in the time too while JS was limited only to infinite alert loops. ( It is awesome too nowadays and cooperate perfrectly with the backend of choice. Node.js rocks aswell! You can hate whatever you want though. ).
  • 0
    @LicensedCrime oh ^^
  • 0
    You've got to admit that PHP was forced to evolve, thinking about he was only pointed to be a template language, and now it's a monster... It may seem ugly, but it is very powerful
  • 0
    I agree that PHP is pure shit but... Oh no, wait, there's no but.

    Yes, you can do many things in PHP and it was there when your grandma was a teenager...blah blah blah... So what? It's old and ugly. Let it rest in peace.
  • 0
    You haterz can belive what you want. I am just telling you that It can look a bit lame to just whine factless about something you don't really understand.
  • 1
    Well, PHP vs JS is an open debate but Laravel & Symfony are far far more complete than Node
  • 0
    @dcode So tired of Laravel groupies
  • 0
    @niko
    Not just womans?
  • 0
    I don't believe for a second that you have worked 4 years in PHP; somebody who did work that long with PHP would not be complaining about dollar sign as the start of a variable name, or dots as concatenation character of strings... It would be complaining about something; but not that...
    this smells phony
  • 0
    I dont agree with you.
    Remeber nodejs use JavaScript, why "var" is better than "$" ??
    Both are not strongly typed language and even the lastest versions u still have a choice to type or not, forcing u to write tons of "if" to check if the var is null, or empty or undefined or anyother shit. And u must now import libraries that do those if for u.
    JavaScript was never meant to do more then "document.write()"
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