Pro - closes CPU directly

Hairy chest men: unplugs PC.

Demi gods - flips breaker to outlet

actual gods - use self generated lightning to burn computer to ashes.

Mad lad: unplugs infinite energy device

Men with a heavy pipe: Slaps computer with its dick accelerating it above light speed, consuming all the energy of the universe resulting in destroying existence, and by doing so obliterating the computer in the process.

@Bybit260 while compiling code with no errors

@magicMirror good one xd

@Bybit260 that would work fine xddd

@mayank26
And then go "fuck! one more email!", picks up a rock, breathe life into it to create a new computer, with Divine linux/heavenly gnu installed, and boot it up.

@magicMirror after that, he gathers a team of cool tech nerds and forms a startup company called Pied Piper, and chronicles his struggles trying to maintain his company while facing competition from larger entities,
then evently they fucked up and ended in a complete disaster:)

Ah you can do that, i just through my pc away and buy a new one.

@FranzFerdinand fuckin hell
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