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NoMad
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A web developer has started working on my windows.

How should I communicate with it that I don't want a website outside my windows? Will this be considered a covid layoff if I just throw it off the said window? 🤔

P. S. I'm talking about a spider, icymi.

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  • 8
    You may furlough the spider, keeping it on 80% pay and telling it to halt building the website until further notice. If it then carries on regardless, you can report it for insubordination and fire it... at your neighbour's window.
  • 3
    @AlmondSauce 😂😂🤣🤣
  • 1
    😂😂😂
  • 3
    @M1sf3t stuff for nightmares, you've got going on there!
  • 1
    @M1sf3t kill it with fire
  • 1
    My web dev is not in his office today 😱😱😱 I hope he didn't invite himself in.
  • 2
    @NoMad Web devs have a habit of doing that. I found one working at my desk once, completely uninvited, making a right mess of the place.

    Given he was a web dev, I decided a flask was the tool of choice, so forcibly moved said flask to relocate him outside.

    In this case, the web dev was a human however, and he didn't take too kindly to being chased outside with a flask.
  • 1
    @AlmondSauce I didn't do anything to it. Unless the rain last night did. 😕
  • 1
    Update: the said webdev and I got into a fight yesterday. I assumed that I killed it. But boy I was wrong. This morning, he's sitting in the center of a freshly developed web.

    I think we have to coexist at this point. 😐
  • 0
    @Frederick thread.kill() is not working for this one.
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