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Old,but gold programmer joke

Wife asks her programmer husband to go and buy some things from a shop.
Wife: Go and buy 1 carton of milk,if they have eggs in the shop - bring 6.
Programmer comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
Wife: Why you bought 6 cartons of milk?
Programmer: Because they had eggs.

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Old,but gold programmer joke Wife asks her programmer husband to go and buy some things from a shop. Wife: Go and buy 1 carton of milk,if they have eggs in the shop - bring 6. Programmer comes back with 6 cartons of milk. Wife: Why you bought 6 cartons of milk? Programmer: Because they had eggs.

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Old,but gold programmer joke

Wife asks her programmer husband to go and buy some things from a shop.
Wife: Go and buy 1 carton of milk,if they have eggs in the shop - bring 6.
Programmer comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
Wife: Why you bought 6 cartons of milk?
Programmer: Because they had eggs.