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danmoe
8y

Heard a new one from the client today.
Said with a straight face, "You guys write your HTML in all caps, right? It's better for SEO."

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  • 2
    8y
    That's great, haha!

    Did you respond with your "client voice" ? XD
  • 8
    8y
    This is in fact true. By writting in caps you yell at google and all other search engines. That way your site can be heard better than your competitor's.
  • 1
    8y
    slapthatguy.bat
  • 3
    8y
    @mpotratz also comic sans. Bring some finesse while at it.
  • 0
    8y
    I assume your client wants it to be written on paper too? Better on the eyes, somewhat easier to read?
  • 1
    8y
    Did he read that off a cubicle wall in a bus station toilet?
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