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I declare functions like fmlSplit , fmlClass , fmlThisIsStupidffs and my comments on a project were pink panther jokes (to do , to do , to do to do to do)
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I do some easter eggs some times. On my first job I did an app to show the photos of everyone in the company. If you pressed some keys and clicked on their faces a cock would be drawn on them.
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All of my robots files have a link to a Video of Kerry King shredding (commented out, naturally)
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I Always hide stuff in my code like my last Project i made an variable named urstupid
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One of my data export scripts says "Pining for the fjords" next to the is_deceased field.
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If you ever see a comment along the lines of "This is bad I feel bad" or "Days since this broke: 0" you can be pretty certain that I wrote that.
Oh I do drop ASCII dragons in my code too :D
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