Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't walk into a bar.

Schrodinger and Heisenberg are out for a ride, when they get pulled over by a police officer.

The officer says to Heisenberg (who was driving), "do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg replies "no, but I know exactly where I am!"

Confused, the cop exclaims "you were going 90 miles an hour in a 55 zone!"

"Great," Heisenberg replies, "now I'm lost!"

Pissed off, the officer has them get out of the car so he can search the vehicle. When he gets to the trunk, he says "hey, did you guys know there's a dead cat in your trunk?"

"We do now, asshole!" Schrodinger angrily replied.

@beofett 😂👍