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not sure if this counts, but i'm sure it's going to hugely amuse at least a few people.

... sometimes when i get stuck in a coding task (when i'm working at home, of course) i go watch porn for a while, it clears my head nicely.

there was one day i was trying streaming my programming for the first or second time in my life, and... yeah, i got stuck. and yeah, i forgot i was streaming...

luckily, nobody was watching those streams, and i realized what i did as soon as i got back to coding, so i immediately stopped the stream and went and deleted the vod.

i think the next time i mustered enough courage to try streaming again was like two or three months later... XD

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  • 20
    devRant once again proving that programmers are some weird mfers
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    Hi @rutee07, oh hold on you're not @rutee07 😦
  • 2
    dafuk did i just read
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    Designate one monitor as 'unsafe' and one as 'safe', always share the unsafe one because you're bound to forget you're sharing/streaming. Use the safe one for NSFW
  • 3
    Why don't you continue doing it - you might find yourself some... well... companion for your endeavours I should say.
  • 1
    Me too!!
  • 1
    @kamen porn coop mode?
  • 1
    @alexbrooklyn Call it what you want, but yeah, you get my idea.
  • 2
    this is absolute gold. And like you, playing with my wee wee helps me concentrate afterwards.
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    @kamen Haha imagine instead of lofi beats having a brunette x blonde stream.
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    @odite i don't see anything weird about that. i mean, except the fact that i was willing to admit it, probably.

    what better to reset your mind locked up from pure rational and logical thinking, than switching it to pure animal mode for a while?
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    @alexbrooklyn yeah.

    i've never in my life had two monitors at home. i'd like to, but i'm too poor for that.
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