passive aggressive commit messages truly have become a speciality of mine

Amuse me with your latest

Removed the putrid stains of a half-brained afterthought bullshit implementation from commit bd6bde62g

I spend a lot of time blatantly reverting features created by teams, and I usually title the PR something along the lines of:

"Performance improvement"

"Optimizing the user experience"

"Cleaning up failed experiment"

Product managers do not like me that much.