fuck it im making a startup

unwise last words

@melezorus34 we gonna host extremely specific fetish porn, that cant go wrong

@rutee07 you can fund it by sending videos of you with beeswax on your butthole while you do traditional himalayan throat singing to contact@normalpornfornormalpeople.com

Hmu if you're in need of a tester 👀

and your base tech stack will be on php

@AleCx04 i mean the ceo doesnt write code so i may as well be

@yellow-dog

That URL is taken since 2013, and best of all, that website exists. It says on the homepage : "A Website Dedicated to the Eradication of Abnormal Sexuality".

I'm not sure if I should be amused or worried.

@pipe look it up, its a creepypasta

@yellow-dog I'm currently watching their videos and, to be honest I'm just laughing my ass off. I understand how it is considered a creepypasta, but BEN DROWNED crept me far more. This just seems like the last year project of some emo art student.

@pipe yeah its not really scary, just weird, its meant to be stumbled upon randomly

@yellow-dog How do you randomly stumble upon "NormalPornForNormalPeople" 🤣 ?

@pipe well assuming you are a normal person and you search for porn tailored to your normal tastes...

@yellow-dog Since I'm very normal, that explains my boner right now!

@pipe literally stumbleUpon

@jeeper Shiiit, I remember using it when I was 14 and still discovering Linux !
Does it still exist ?

@pipe yes, Linux does still exist

@Lensflare You got me on that one.