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My boss literally spends half an hour finger-fucking his phone on the mobile site to find "bugs", that I can't replicate. A combination like: swipe, pinch, landscape, portrait, back pinch, open new tab, close tab, ash cigarette on phone, dunk in toilet, dry, double tap... Aha I've found a bug, there's 0.5 pixel line of space between the bag header and the browser bar.

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    Nav header*
  • 4
    Congratulations sir, I have yet to laugh this this hard at a rant :)
  • 2
    Very funny 😊
  • 8
    Perhaps... Or maybe I'll waste a work day on this "bug" that 0.1% of users will ever encounter, and that the client will never notice, and fall behind in another project in the name of 1/25th of a pixel.
  • 6
    Made me laugh so much my boss went in asking me how the project goes 😁
  • 2
    I feel your pain, I deal with the same crap everyday. It'd be nice if emulators were more accurate and people didn't have OCD!
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    Ugh! I have a PM who does this exact thing!!
  • 3
    I haven't laughed so hard on ages :)
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    In*
  • 3
    its better when your boss blames you for 'massive' bug in the system because on demonstration to the customer his wireless keyboard wouldn't work, on return to the office i mention that you have to turn it on first for it to work (haazzaa bug fixed)
  • 1
    my sides have left the building 😂
  • 4
    hands down best rant so far. bravo
  • 0
    I wish I could laugh, but this actually happens.
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