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Here's a conversation I had at work:

Me: "this project that I've inherited, aside from the UI problems it has, it also has severe code problems that need to be fixed"

Project Manager: "I don't care about the code. The code is not my concern. Don't waste time on it and just make the app look good."

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  • 26
    Give him what he asked for. deoptimize the shit out of it, then get paid to "optimize" it again later.
  • 7
    Metaphors tend to work well:

    "Ah, I should rebuild it in your image: A nice front; but no function performance, broken inside due to past mistakes, evolved into something so repulsive that it's fundamentally unlovable"

    Or... compare it to quality/performance vs looks of a car or something, if you actually want to keep your job.
  • 2
    Non tech people are pragmatic and dont care about inner workings of an app. Car metaphor would work great, or mention the tech debt
  • 1
    @SortOfTested or maybe get fired because "Why the hell did you make it so slow? It was not this slow before you started! You suck!"
  • 5
    Sure, put a Ferrari body on a 15 year old Kia. Fresh coat of paint and some plastic parts will do wonders. I could even put a spoiler on it, just for you!

    You'll hardly even notice the knocking and backfiring and the smoke pouring out of the exhaust.
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