- Pigs flying
- Rats singing opera
- Donald Tump not being a bigot
- Our remote office staff having a clue

... all things I have accepted that are impossible

@addvilz So there is partial truth there. I am not managing them, but will fully agree their manager aspires to do a half assed job, no disagreement from me there.

But that being said, there is communication, and when I have to explain a basic step of GitFlow, 4 times over the phone, twice by email, another 4 times via phone and then send a diagram and they still can't understand "Stop committing to master"

... this is not our fault

@addvilz In this case no, the person I was talking to is also consider their tech lead, so either way, he would need access