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Leuljoe
5y

Divorced Ruby (only thing she has is her beauty)

Married Java(powerful but hard to cope up with)

In love with Python (Powerful and beautiful)

Have a crush on Kotlin (She is something else, sadly she is Java's friend)

In an Affair with C# (Like java but easier to deal with)
😂😂

#Love gone wrong 😝

(Just a joke try to see the humor in it. Don't get offended 😂. Thank you. )

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  • 30
    Already tried C? She's a little bitchy, but she'll happily agree to practices that the others would consider as flat out indecent. :-)
  • 2
    No kids?
  • 0
    @vortex They weren't willing to have kids! Any one else in mind 😂😂
  • 3
    Try rust! It’s a bit like BDSM, where it really hurts until you finally get the hang of it. In contrast to C she won’t let you do anything dirty unless you say the „unsafe“ safe word.
    Oh, and you decide to have kids with her, they will probably look like Greek gods and be exactly like you always wanted
  • 1
    @Fast-Nop she said yes to anal?
  • 10
    @aviophile With C, You have to be damn careful WHOSE bunghole you're dealing with because you can quickly end up banging your car's exhaust pipe - while it is hot.
  • 0
    @Fast-Nop normally i dislike analogies but this one...
  • 1
    I think so.
  • 0
    🤣🤣🤣
  • 0
    You can fuck JavaScript as much as you can. She's always up for trying new and exciting stuff.
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