Yikes...

But you know it is still better than being unemployed

Well then it is on you to change that I guess

ohh i need u changes, use my USB

Had the same experience; freakin' Dropbox with thousands of files (including copies of passports) it literally made me double facepalm.. Either way; it's better than being unemployed and waiting for the bills to knock you out.

Try to get them to see the error of their ways; show them the path, oww savior of the derp infested.

Well, usually as a programmer ure not forced to work at such place. As long as u live in the EU or US at least, I guess