Nobody:

LinkedIn: "Someone looked at your profile! IF YOU GIVE US FIFTY DOLLARS PER MONTH WE WILL TELL YOU WHO IT IS"

I rather give 10$/Month to Tinder

Me, an intellectual: whois linkedin.com

Linkedin is for three kinds of people:

- People who dont understand what is for and think it's just 'facebook but for professionals.'

- People taking the shotgun application approach, and spamming everyone

- People actually looking to get to know potential employers or leads and taking the sales and data oriented approach.

@Wisecrack 4: Circle jerkers that only post semi-inspirational shitposts and compliment eachother on their humbleness and LinkedIn job titles

@alexbrooklyn

Already covered under "people who think it's facebook" lol.

Fucking dweebs, they're like Facebok.

@camillerr that’s 10 dollar down the drain for you now ain’t it?

@grumpyoldaf

This is the most vicious thing I've seen posted all day. I tip my anime print fedora to you sir.

You forgot that spam email they send:
Your profile is getting hits, got 90 hits this week, upgrade to premium and get more hits

@gitpush

"your profile has been viewed 90 times this week"

I bet you thats strategic lying by linkedin.

Almost as common in silcon valley as claiming your company caught an actual unicorn.

@Wisecrack it sure is a lie, website shows 20, but email says 90, not sure which math they follow lol

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@alexbrooklyn 10p for accuracy