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Manager be like :-

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    Delusional people everywhere ;-;
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    What's worse is when it is management completely outside of your organization that commits you to meeting deadlines.
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    my PO: “Hey can you make a whole new inventory system in 3 months?”

    Me: “What? No”

    PO: “Ah well that sucks because that’s what I told the CTO”
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    CTO: "How quickly could we integrate this service? It doesn't have a high priority, but I do need a deadline"

    Me: "There's an 8% chance that a developer integrates it somewhere in the next decade, by pure chance, out of boredom. The other 92%... well, the low prio stuff stays at the bottom of the list for eternity"
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