The traits that compile to form a programmer

-Not good at naming things

-People started asking for you to fix electronics regardless of what you tell them You’re actually studying/good at

-Procrastination through the roof

-Lives off of Coffee, POP, Energy drinks, or what ever source of caffeine.

I've been once asked if I can repair a dishwasher ... like what the actual fuck?
"Yea it has a computer in it ... right?"

@Asbetha That’s genuinely retarded

@dudeking there’s 4

@Bubbles he's a true programmer - he makes off-by-one errors

@RememberMe Yes oml

I'm pretty sure this is a recycled Facebook starbucks CS student meme.

I've read this before, almost word for word, did you type an image out and pretend it was yours?..

@JoshBent I typed this out in my spare time off the top of my head good sir lmao

@Bubbles not clear, so it was a meme you typed out of memory?

@JoshBent never heard of the meme in the first place, thought of it and posted it

@Bubbles gotcha

Or in rust

@highlight
impl Programmer for Human {
fn name_fcn(&self) {
sample(ALPHA)
}
fn request_appliance_fix(&self) {
"no".to_string()
}
fn do_work(&mut self) {
loop {
if ( rand() < rand() ) { break }
}
if ( rand() < 0.5 ) {
self.do_real_work()
} else {
self.do_work()
}
}
fn consume_food(&mut self, food: Caffeine) {
self.energy += food.points*0.001f
}
}

@python3

@Bubbles @Asbetha but the principles of debugging and bisecting errors is universal