Both bathrooms on the floor being used. Had to go downstairs to use bathroom.

Translation:
I took this shit to a whole new level.

I thought your shit hit the ceiling

Better than being spread between levels.

Downstairs can be a bit messy

You're joking about the bathrooms and the stupidity of your superiors. And seriously, they also order themselves a good hot tub, and you only have to drag and drop the stuff from one standard bath to another. It's the truth of life. No one jokes about it for some reason, all about their own, fun! I'm sorry if I overreacted.)