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Me: *selects text, Ctrl+c*
Me: *places cursor in next text box, Ctrl+v*
Computer: *does nothing*
Me: *selects text again, presses CTRL+C WITH FORCE*
Me: *places cursor in next text box again, presses CTRL+V WITH FORCE*
Computer: *pastes*
Me: "That's what I thought."

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  • 16
    May the force be with you
  • 11
    sudo CTRL+C
    sudo CTRL+V
    or something xd
  • 9
    Later: Finds random paste in hidden document that got committed to a git repo.
  • 6
    that's why i do ctrl+x, ctrl+v, ctrl+v
  • 11
    @calmyourtities Pff. I always do

    ctrl+a

    ctrl+x

    winkey+r

    notepad.exe

    enter

    ctrl+v

    ctrl+a

    ctrl+x

    alt+tab

    tab

    ctrl+v

    alt+tab

    ctrl+v

    ctrl+a

    ctrl+x

    alt+f4

    shift+tab

    ctrl+v
  • 4
    Not sure if that update was forced now (windows 10 1903, maybe 1809), but you can WIN+V to select what you want to paste from history.
  • 8
    CTRL + ccccccccc
    works too
  • 1
    @rutee07 sounds like garbage machine
  • 5
    this is my point 👉 .
  • 1
    @rutee07 WHAT?
    Why would I have problems with you??
  • 1
    @rutee07
    I meant if the first "Ctrl + v" didn't respond that means the machine is terribly slow..

    Whatever man, just chill out
  • 2
    @rutee07 hahaha, WTF.

    You're my favorite person here tho
  • 1
    And then when you're working with multiple systems - Windows with an SSH open, maybe a dual boot Linux, it gets even worse. "ctrl+c oh shit that just cancels a process, ctrl+insert wait that doesn't work outside a terminal, middle click that only works on windows ssh, right click, nope that only works on a Linux terminal AGGHHH" Why can't this shit be standardized?
  • 2
    Ctrl + C
    Ctrl + V

    ...

    Ctrl + C
    Ctrl + V

    ...

    Ctrl + CCCCCCCC
    Ctrl + VVVVVVVV

    ... oh wait...

    Cmd + C
    Cmd + V
  • 3
    @devs apple....
  • 0
    I feel you man
  • 0
    @Ansis mark with mouse then left click
  • 0
    @TheOneFuzzyBit Yeah, I mentioned that too. It's just that you're never too sure which one to use lol.
  • 0
    That's what I thought... Bitch.
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