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Manager: "How long do you think this will take?"

My brain:
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it

Me: "Shouldn't take too long"

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  • 5
    “It normally shouldn’t take more than a couple of days but with the huge pile of shitty code I wouldn’t be surprised if it took a month”
  • 0
    After that,my brain:you may not have heard of cerebral ischemic stroke.
  • 3
    This is so true.
    Boss: "Can you finish in a week?"
    Me (thinking): Probably a month
    Me: "3 weeks"
    Boss: "Make it a week and 12 minutes"
    Me: "Deal"
    πŸ€”πŸ’‍♂️
  • 1
    Can relateπŸ˜‚
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