1. I can be both lazy, and productive
2. I will always have something new to learn, always.
3. It is fun.

There are always exceptions.
1. Sometimes I become too lazy to touch a keyboard.
2. Sometimes you don't have time
3. Not funny when you have to deal with ass Boss, or spaghetti code, or spaghetti code written by ass boss.

@Coffe2Code
Well, can't argue with the first one (-_-||). Luckily I'm normally ahead enough in my workload to doze for a bit or to try to learn something new. And my bosses are quite nice. Seriously, I don't have any reason to lie, they don't know that I haave this account.
About the spaghetti code... Well maybe I have masochistic tendencies, but I usually have fun regardless. It is way nicer when you have well structured code to work with, but I have fun regardless :)

I actually like spaghetti code sometimes. It's fun to clean things up