Every time I'm asked to fix an application written in Visual Basic I think a part of me dies inside

My routine for that is to iisreset, close my eyes and hope that the problem is fixed.

If not, I tell the users to wait for our new app which is soon to be released.

holy smokes. Visual Basic gives me nightmares every time someone talks about it

Every time I'm asked to fiz some vb code, I take a crucifix and a garlic necklace. I point the crucifix to the computer and yell "Evil spirit!! I command thee to abandon that poor computer!!!!"
Then nothing happens, the vb code is still there, everyone looks at me like I'm mad, and I proceed to fix the issue like nothing happened.

One dude (at a different company) makes 500 bucks more than I do because he actually works with Visual Basic :(

@dozingncoding made my day 😂😂