Boss: we follow scrum here
Me: yeah, tell that to those shitheads who call themselves "product managers" and throw whatever features they want at us at the middle of the sprint with a fixed deadline, not regarding the team capacity.

translation: "we follow random buzzwords, without knowing what they mean. agile."

Lol dude i feel ya. We worked our asses off to actually use scrum as a way of working, and not just that work place imaging bullshit. It takes a specific mindset from ones boss to actually comprehend the complexity and structural level of an agile Workflow. Some people man...