Never have i ever _____

... had a functional relationship with anyone 😥

trusted these hoes

Dreamt that I'll print my code and wipe my ass with for the rest of my life

@FetzenNET try erlang

@FetzenNET so you always view your partners as objects?

@Lyniven wiping shit with shit?

used any other git commands except pull push and checkout.

@grumpyoldaf I cant believe you at this point

@M1sf3t Just give it a go this time

@sandeepbalan what do you mean?

@tekashi oh. We are reaching advanced level over here.

@grumpyoldaf about you not knowing git concepts

been completely at peace with myself. Never has my life given me full satisfaction. Something is always wrong.

@sandeepbalan You should read more carefully.

I did not say I don’t know about other git concepts.

I said I haven’t USED any other git commands than those I mentioned.

Do you see the difference?

@grumpyoldaf If i have a say in it
how did you use git push without using git commit and git add?

@sandeepbalan oh yeah left those out. My bad. So yeah git clone, git checkout, and then add, pull commit push happens. So once I set the repo up and start working on it on VS Code or visual studio. I don’t have to even type out these anymore. Shit is automatically staged, I just have to write commit messages, pull push are all done with the UI.

To be honest, I’ve been lucky working in a team where people don’t fuck shit up with merge conflicts. I’ve had to resolve a fucky diff in a few files once but other than that my git journey is relatively simple and I’m happy staying that way.

f@grumpyoldaf which means you dont even use any command directly at all . Make sense please and lerning git concepts would be a good practice for your future as well.

release something to production that didn't work on my machine

Tried to purposefully annoy people with shitposts

@grumpyoldaf i am wondering what you are pushing without committing or adding.

Deployed to production on Friday

Been fully appreciated/compensated by an employer for my skills

Commented out a unit test to keep Jenkins happy.

@Codex404 that sounds suspecious

@Nanos how about an energy net negative one?