devrant - DevRant formatting template: I'm not [insert negative trait] but [insert rant contradicting the first statement] - devRant

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justasithlord

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5y

Hey, I'm not an asshole but I don't document code
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yellow-dog

44105

5y

Im not gay but i love my husband from the bottom of my heart
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exceptionalGuy

1981

5y

@Jilano I don't think you're following the template man. o.O
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C0D4

68146

5y

I'm no expert, but if you don't fix that I'll slap you with it.
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gitlog

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5y

@C0D4 I'm not here to nitpick but you seem to use a non contradictory statement
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gitlog

6206

5y

I don't mean to hurt you but shove this format deep in you arsehole

/s
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C0D4

68146

5y

@gitlog I don't mean to enjoy it, but man that felt good.
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devTea

24088

5y

I’m not a person that likes to judge what is your programming language but using php is bad
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C0D4

68146

5y

@devTea 😢
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ihatecomputers

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5y

I'm not fat but I just ate an entire cake.
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phreakyphoenix

512

5y

I'm not a whore but I was fucking two guys today when my sugar daddy walked in with a huge dildo in hand, along with two of his friends, followed by my mom.
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KiDoDa

126

5y

@phreakyphoenix I'm not a voyeur, but I would love to see that ;P
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devTea

24088

5y

@C0D4 it’s a joke, sorry
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C0D4

68146

5y

@devTea that one hurt.
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devTea

24088

5y

@C0D4 *bandages.jpg*
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DubbaThony

1575

5y

@devTea

Hey, im not an expert in all languages, but hate against php is so deprecated/obsolete, that it must stop finally. Every time i see it i get php =< 5.2 vibes

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