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				C: You try to build a horse, but between all the standard functions and memory management you have no idea how to make it run.
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				 Kalvin12286yYou build a horse in HTML: For you, it looks like a horse. For your client it looks like a dolphin and since you’ve only used HTML you can do nothing with it. Kalvin12286yYou build a horse in HTML: For you, it looks like a horse. For your client it looks like a dolphin and since you’ve only used HTML you can do nothing with it.
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				Java: You really want to build a horse but first you need to abstract it to hell and back. You then get a blueprint that ate another blueprint of a horse-like looking creature that you need to build from the inside out.








Stop building a unicorn, let's build horses!
joke/meme