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*Male devs dying of heat, air quality almost requires a rebreather*

*opens window*

2 seconds later
Female dev: "I am cold"

πŸ˜‘πŸ”«

[some cunt decided the gun emoji had to be removed. with all my heart, fuck you and your family]

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  • 27
    That's alright, we can still stab people πŸ”ͺ πŸ—‘
  • 14
    The I can't take it seriously with that water gun emoji πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  • 16
    Many women are anemic due to low iron. Anemia makes you cold. Jackets make you warm.
  • 7
    Also: I bloody hate the squirtgun emoji. It's supposed to be a pistol, not a fucking toy. It makes me so angry.
  • 27
    Perks of having an ancient android that doesn't get updates...
  • 2
    @Wack Or Lineage.
  • 2
    I use Blobmoji, I see an actual gun. :)
  • 3
    @Wack I still see a gun on android 8?!
  • 1
    @desmondanimus @JFK422 Different vendors decided differently: https://emojipedia.org/pistol/
  • 2
    @C0D4 these emojis don't have enough harakiri factor to replace a gun
  • 1
    I'm my work air conditioning is centralized but the temperate is cold sometimes. It is ok. Cold than my macbook getting hot
  • 1
    @beggarboy vocabulary++
  • 1
    @TheCommoner282 TIL
  • 1
    Asus with android 7.
    I still see the revolver.
  • 2
    @TheCommoner282 Those are absolutely factors. A lower quantity of blood due to anemia also means less heat retention and poorer distribution, leading to greater temperature sensitivity. Women also tend to wear more loose or revealing (read: cooler) clothing, exacerbating the issue. That is one of many reasons why wearing layers instead is so popular.

    By contrast, I often see men as covered in insulation.
  • 0
    @oreru don't ask me, just because I can download a dictionary doesn't mean I can understand the runes it contains
  • 0
    @oreru well it's listed as a synonym
  • 0
    it's a revolver over here in Android land still, so...
  • 1
    @Parzi I am on android my dude, 9.
  • 1
    @beggarboy i'm on 8, get rekt
  • 2
    That's not limited by female devs.
    My colleague is one of these rare male devs which close the windows too 😣
    Switched office last year, now i'm the master of the windows😁
  • 1
    I have two heaters on at my desk right now.... ha
  • 1
    @Parzi Good luck with the crappy bluetooth on A 8. lmao
  • 0
    @beggarboy it just straight-up doesn't work but that's the shitty Huawei phone's fault, not A8's
  • 1
    @Parzi No, the Bluetooth logic has been bad for all androids up until A 9
  • 1
    @desmondanimus pun intended of course 😁
  • 1
    @Root In Samsung Nougat emojis, it was a revolver. Actually, the "Diamondback" in TF2 game.
  • 0
    @melezorus34 Neat. I didn't know it was a specific one. The term "pistol" covers revolvers too, though, right?
  • 0
    @Root I don't know. It is actually the :gun: emoji but yeah
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