Js developers be like: oh I'm free this weekend oh well I better create a new JavaScript library

wow, how dare them creating something useful and releasing it to others for free?

Free weekend. I better...

Python devs: Mash space bar

c devs: Null terminate this stIgt879wbgdfskdjf

Lisp devs: )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

CSS devs: Re-design my living room

Java devs: buy more RAM

SQL devs: FINALLY TURN OFF CAPS LOCK

ASM devs: I can't remember the last time I saw the sun

Lua devs: Stop having all this sex B)

JS devs: figure out how the microwave works

@AlgoRythm lmao, good piece...