Ranter
Join devRant
Do all the things like
++ or -- rants, post your own rants, comment on others' rants and build your customized dev avatar
Sign Up
Pipeless API
From the creators of devRant, Pipeless lets you power real-time personalized recommendations and activity feeds using a simple API
Learn More
Comments
-
If you lose sleep over a missing semicolon, that's your fault because modern tools tell you where the fuck an error is
-
@devTea swear to god
My favorite way to spend a Saturday/Sunday is kicked back watching sports. Guess I'm not an actual developer then :( -
This sounds like a list based on someone who's obtained their knowledge from Hollywood.
My idea of a fun Sunday is spending time with my wife and daughter. I've never lost sleep over a missing semi-colon. I enjoy problem solving to a point, but I'm much more likely to be thinking about what I'm going to have for breakfast when taking a shower. I like building things, but the vast majority of real world devwork is maintenance... and none of that should come as a surprise. -
Huh... guess I'm a stereotype now... To my defence though... It's not that I enjoy loosing my sleep over a fucking little shit of a simple bug, I just can't turn the dev off in my head.
Punctuation bugs not relevant, but something as simple as messing up a simple equation or getting the greater or lesser than symbols turned around? Fuck... Logic bugs are the worst.
The Dev is my dope. I'm not an alcoholic, a compulsive gambler or even a smoker, but when my mind latches on to something I'm gone 'till I'm done, or I get a good "shaking". Books, code, computer arcitecture... my poison has many faces, but I'm getting better at breaking out. Mostly due to fatigue these days, but hey, I get out of it at least... -
@Hakash I understand the part about not turning it off.
I'm kind of a perfectionist, so I want to solve the task at hand in one sitting or it drives me crazy -
@Stuxnet The paradox is that I also suffer a bit from the "Ooh, shiny" syndrome when I'm trying to pull my shit together an finish that fuckng personal project I'm alone on. So much like procratinators here on dR, I can go off the rails, down a rabbit hole and emerge a good while later, usually when it's bedtime...
-
You like people shoving their opinions about languages, frameworks, methodologies and protocols down your neck 😀😀
Related Rants
-
Skipp36What devrant taught me: Everyone hates java Everyone hates php Everyone hates spaces Everyone hates tabs Ever...
-
ahmedam23What only relying on JavaScript for HTML form input validation looks like
-
tommy15Right now someone at Google is coding something useless for us to laugh at on April Fools.
How to know if being a developer is the right career path for for you?
joke/meme
funny
career
just dev things
devrant