That's exactly me :(

Programmers get that money tho

I've money and friends

@Jakuho if you're a real programmer you don't have friends. don't lie to us

@luftluft I'm not real

@kenogo no :( only money

@Jakuho fkng faker. i bet you don't even have a dark theme installed!

Even robbers would think twice..

@Jakuho You are a software engineer. Not a programmer.

Programmers have money. One of high paying careers in the industry. Who made this meme?

@Devnergy Programmers have money. They don't starve. But they don't have MONEY MONEY. They, hell we, are not rich. We are comfortable. Because most of the time we don't even care about money (at least when negotiating with our boss - we want to get the job done; prove to ourselves that we can do it)