couchDb,innoDB,JackDB,Mysql,Oracle,Cassandra,assDB,cockDB,JeniferDB,fuckDB
☹️Anyone who fights with his GirlFriend start to make a new DATABASE

It's not all bad? MariaDB is named after the devs daughter 🌼

@heyheni MySQL, too. Both are from the same developer (Michael Widenius).
According to Wikipedia, he also developed MaxDB, named after his son.

So... can you migrate data from MaxDB to MariaDB or is that considered a criminal offence?

@ReverendLovejoy 😬🤨 😄 okay

@ReverendLovejoy think about foolish employers ,they even dont know what the fuck is couchDB but they read in the internet couchdb is awsome so start to fuck our minds to make their online shop with couchDB,Cassandra,Hive,İnnoDB,...😐

@sbiewald may be one day his wife die and he make a new one😂
its just for fun , thank for him because of my-sql

@ReverendLovejoy if the problem was just about migration, i was master at all databases ! but its not .
clustering database at production for high scale is extremly hard and complex , also each database has its own config and administration ! for example one of big challanges in reddit was :
FİNDİNG A PROFESSİONAL PERSON FOR THE POSTGRESQL